SACRED TERMS OF JPEG BIBLE:

[DIVINE PREAMBLE]
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Welcome to thy Digital Pilgrim of this era.

To the hallowed & purposefully misinformed pixels of JPEG BIBLE.

By accessing the compendium of compressed wisdom, one enters into a covenant not merely legal but spiritual in nature of display. These terms transcend ordinary agreements, binding both your cursor & consciousness to such pixelated scripture of nonsense.

ARTICLE I: DEFINITIONS OF THE DIGITAL DIVINE

"JPEG BIBLE" refers to the Sacred collection of all compressed visual scriptures."Digital Pilgrim" refers to you, the seeker of visual enlightenment & use(r).

"Visual Communion" describes the act of viewing or enriching content to the digital scape of the internet using software & such devices worth connecting. 

"Compression Artifacts" acknowledge(s) the beautiful imperfections inherent in our medium(s). 

ARTICLE II: THE COMMANDMENTS OF USAGE

Thou Shalt Respect Copyright: All images contained within the JPEG BIBLE remain the intellectual & spiritual property of creator(s). Unauthorized reproduction is both legally forbidden & karmically inadvisable.

Bewatch the anointed.

Thou Shalt Not Screenshot (or Record) in Vain: Sharing is permitted only through divine tools respecting wisdom of use. Direct screen capture or secondary communications circumvents  blessed capture—acts unjust diminish the collective experience.

Honour Thy Compression Quality: Present images in quality deemed devoutly appropriate. Complaints about resolution are considered heretical. For a camera is such a device.

[Context may not account for content].

Mind the Watermark & Keep It Holy: All JPEG BIBLE notions shall remain intact, for they are visible blessing upon our visual offerings.

Covet Not Higher Resolution: Thy JPEGs are compressed by design, embracing beautiful limitations of such medium. PNG seekers & RAW Zealots must find enlightenment elsewhere.

ARTICLE III: ACCOUNT SACRAMENTS

Your (JPEG BIBLE) account is a personal shrine.

The Digital Pilgrim agrees to:

1. Maintain the sanctity of multiple login credentials.
2. Accept responsibility for all actions performed under account: (?)...by law.
3. Undergo the purification ritual of two-factor authentication when prompted.
4. Never share account access with unaccounted users; such crypt is yours. 
5. Attempt unjust personality. 

ARTICLE IV: COMMUNION CONDUCT

While engaging in Visual Communion with
JPEG BIBLE, Digital Pilgrims pledge to:

Respect fellow viewers in glance–

Refrain from uploading forbidden formats(!)

Accept that image loading periods are moments for reflection, not question.

Honour the Sacred aspect ratio of all provided content (if possible). 

ARTICLE V: THE RITUAL OF DATA COLLECTION

We collect passive data as temples collect offerings, inherently so. One bets browsing patterns, viewing preferences & download history are incense to algorithms. This information is used to understand surface behaviour: the mind is an operator!


ARTICLE VI: ABSOLUTION & LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

The JPEG BIBLE & Pixel Priests absolve themselves of responsibility for:

Spiritual crises triggered by images.
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Contemplation(s).
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Excessive bandwidth consumption.
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+visual ecstasy!
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...Strain.

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[With apologies to affected communities. Please call 902-221-**** for further information].

‍ARTICLE VII: AMENDMENTS TO SACRED TEXT

As Digital Pilgrims, one reserves the right to alter terms as new revelations transpire. Digital Pilgrims will be notified of significant changes through:
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1. Divine notifications.
2. Updates upon Sacred scroll.
3. Occasional social periods. 

ARTICLE VIII: DISSOLUTION OF THE COVENANT

JPEG BIBLE may dissolve this covenant at any time:

Pilgrims 'may' undo...

‍JPEG BIBLE may excommunicate users who violate terms without warning.

‍NOTE: Account subjection does not release either party from obligations incurred during the period of communion.

ARTICLE IX: "GOVERNING PRINCIPLES"

(X )Redacted. 

ARTICLE X: THE FINAL PIXEL

By browsing, this acknowledgement designates competency, confirmed use & personal spiritual considerations by Terms. Visual Communion constitutes acceptance of Sacred pixels creation & life forms. 


‍Last updated: On the anniversary of the fouding agency, after lingering (5) years, in the year two-thousand and twenty-five, when the resolution was high(est) & the file sizes modest.

JPEG BIBLE: Time-Space Compression Is Designating ‘THE’ Path to Digital Enlightenment.


"In due time."

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